Addicted to creativity and the love of my work? Check.
Regular diet of caffeine and whiskey? Check.
A ginormous library? Check.
Create a living hell in words for my enemies and exes? Check.
Ready to critique and spoil at a single sentence? Check.
Can make a trip to the grocery store look epic? Check.
This is the “you might be a writer, if…” measuring stick.
See here and laugh. Thanks again to Chuck Wendig for making my Monday tolerable.
I recommend any writers reading this forward that blog link to anyone in your life.